Rejection dating quotes
One of the best sources of comedy when it comes to dating is dads dealing with the fact that boys are starting to come calling for their teenage daughters.Surely you know someone who has made some remarks themselves about the poor soul who will someday have the misfortune of deciding to date their daughter. " - Sarah Silverman "I asked this one girl out, and she said, "You got a friend? She said, "Then go out with him." - Don Irreva "I like to date schoolteachers. Then the plane landed." - Dave Attell "Give your relationship attention like you would a plant.It could take you a lifetime to do the investigation that the computer comes up within seconds." - Judsen Culbreth Who better to provide funny quotes about dating than celebrities?After all, they do tend to date more people in an average lifetime than the rest of us do - and significantly prettier people at that.But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg "Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." - Jim Bishop "I was dating this guy, and we would spend all day text messaging each other.
Do you sometimes just need to vent, but there is no one around to vent to?Dating an ex is a common practice, one that is more often a mistake than a good idea, and that's why it makes for some terrific comedy.Here are some funny quotes about why it may not be the best idea to go back to your ex: "Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to." - Kendrick Cole "Current mood: Looking up my ex on Linked In because I blocked him on Facebook." - Dana Schwartz "My friends accuse me of not being over my ex just because I'll mention her in stories or wear her clothes around my place." - Jeff Dye "I used to think I would never find someone who loved me as much as my ex did.Just date, date, date, because you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince." - Wendy Williams "I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do." - Salma Hayek "Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" - Rita Rudner "Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don't have any money.
What once made you cry now makes you laugh, and you surely have at least one go-to story to tell whenever the subject of "worst date ever" comes up.